Diana said she was in love with Andrés.
Posted: Sun Dec 22, 2024 5:28 am
Diana said she was in love with Andrés. It was strange, not so much because she was older than him, but because she was married, with 2 children and, above all, very hot. Obviously we didn't believe her when she told us, but one day she showed us the chat and she convinced us.
In the middle of it all, Diana had her moment of lucidity when she decided not to go out with Andrés anymore and started looking for a girlfriend for him, since she couldn’t. He found it funny, he had never had a matchmaker and even less so if she wanted something with him. “Andresito! Look at this cousin, I have her on Facebook, she’s cute and super funny” … “Heyyy! I was at a luncheon for my husband’s company, I met an old lady who’s perfect for you. She’s really cool and she’s finishing her Law degree. And she’s sooo pretty. You know I wouldn’t leave you with just anyone” … “Andréssssssss! I got her for you! Pediatrician, very sweet, a divine face, and she makes a lot of money” …
Andrés had no intention of getting a girlfriend, and he always told Diana that. But after insisting so much, one day he gave in. “Look at the old lady I just met on Twitter. This is the link twitter.com/at………..” (imagine this like when they show a phone number in the movies but cover up part of it, which back then was called Twitter).
–Hahaha, thanks Dianita, but I already told you that I’m not into boyfriend plan… Oh, hold on a second. Where did she come from?
–She’s from my city, I already found out and she’s from a super family, very conservative. She’s a cool, enterprising person. In other words, Andrés: if you say no to this one, I’m not talking to you again.
–No, Dianita, that stuff… I don’t know, I don’t know her, how am I going to talk to her? “Hi, they gave me your name and I want you to marry me”? Don’t fuck with me. I don’t understand that Twitter.
–Oh Andrés, don’t be silly, on Friday we’re going to have coffee with her and another friend. You come with me and that’s it.
–No, not at all. That’s just old ladies’ plans, and on a Friday… coffee? Can’t you go out partying or something?
–Look, Andrés. You go with me and we don’t argue anymore. If you let me go to that meeting alone, you won’t hear from me again. How about that? Me getting you the love of your life and you not letting me?
–Oh no, Diana. Don’t make demands on me. I’m not going to do that. I have plans.
[Friday, 7PM, OMA] Hey girls, meet Andrés, one of my best friends.
It must be said that he did not speak much at that meeting, first because they spent the time talking about things that he barely understood, and second because Angelica left him speechless. It had been a long time since he felt so overwhelmed when meeting someone. That old lady looked like a model: a porcelain face, a smile like a Colgate Plus whitening commercial, a Miss Universe body…
Cyrano de Bergerac
Source: listverse.com
That weekend he couldn’t stop thinking about her, and he kept thinking of an excuse to talk to her. He didn’t ask for her phone number, so there was no way to call her. “Hi Angelica, it’s just that… I asked Diana for your number because I haven’t found anything since Friday and I think you have it, I think you’ve taken my heart…” AAAAAAAAAY STOP CYRANO! No, shit, I can’t call her. What if I stand in front of her building until I meet her by chance? No, no. She’ll say I’m a stalker and I’m not that needy either. Oh, I’d rather not look for her. I don’t like cute girls anyway. Holy crap, but she’s so hot… It went on like that for a long time, until Diana called him to ask how it went and he told her his thoughts. “ Don’t be such an idiot, Andresito. Talk to her on Twitter, like everyone else does now. That’s where I met her .”
What he didn't expect was that Angelica would be so kind and effusive vietnam email address when he started following her on Twitter. “ Hellooooooooo, I thought you had forgotten about me. I even thought you didn't like me that day. I swear, Andresito, that I'm not that much of an editor. Are you mad at me? ” With that welcome, he gained confidence and spoke to her for a long time. He even seemed like a professional Twitter user, the letters flowed. Characters came and went, emoticons came and went, jokes passed, LOLs came back. That was going to be a good idea.
But even though she flirted with him, he never believed her story. “ A big woman like that is going to notice me ?” - “ Marica, that old lady copies you, you can tell from the conversation. Or do you think she would spend so much time with you if she saw you as 'just another friend'? Go ahead, ask her out somewhere. ”
We insisted so much that in the end he invited her to the movies (the most idiotic “romantic date” there can be. If you’re going to hit on someone, don’t invite her to the movies, take her out to eat, or to a bar, or to dance. But that’s a discussion for another #Marmotazo.” Then I remember and I write it down).
He arrived very punctually that Sunday to Unicentro. Fun movie, Check! He was dressed in an easy-going outfit, since it was Sunday. Good conversation, Check! He had his repertoire of jokes on the tip of his tongue. She made him wait a little bit “but it doesn’t matter, I’ll forgive that old lady anything” . After 20 minutes he thought they wouldn’t see the movie, but she finally arrived, very hurried and with a smile that seemed to be accompanied by heavenly choirs. “Andresitoooooo, forgive me, it’s just that my sister hardly ever goes out, she’s always been a pain when it comes to getting ready. Look, let me introduce you to Luisa.”
–( GUAAAAAAAT? Are you bringing your sister to our date? Let’s not be such idiots. See? That’s why I didn’t want to get my hopes up, this old lady won’t even give me the time of day!) Hi Luisa, nice to meet you.
– Andresito, and this is my little cousin Diego, my aunt is already coming, she’s parking the car.
In the middle of it all, Diana had her moment of lucidity when she decided not to go out with Andrés anymore and started looking for a girlfriend for him, since she couldn’t. He found it funny, he had never had a matchmaker and even less so if she wanted something with him. “Andresito! Look at this cousin, I have her on Facebook, she’s cute and super funny” … “Heyyy! I was at a luncheon for my husband’s company, I met an old lady who’s perfect for you. She’s really cool and she’s finishing her Law degree. And she’s sooo pretty. You know I wouldn’t leave you with just anyone” … “Andréssssssss! I got her for you! Pediatrician, very sweet, a divine face, and she makes a lot of money” …
Andrés had no intention of getting a girlfriend, and he always told Diana that. But after insisting so much, one day he gave in. “Look at the old lady I just met on Twitter. This is the link twitter.com/at………..” (imagine this like when they show a phone number in the movies but cover up part of it, which back then was called Twitter).
–Hahaha, thanks Dianita, but I already told you that I’m not into boyfriend plan… Oh, hold on a second. Where did she come from?
–She’s from my city, I already found out and she’s from a super family, very conservative. She’s a cool, enterprising person. In other words, Andrés: if you say no to this one, I’m not talking to you again.
–No, Dianita, that stuff… I don’t know, I don’t know her, how am I going to talk to her? “Hi, they gave me your name and I want you to marry me”? Don’t fuck with me. I don’t understand that Twitter.
–Oh Andrés, don’t be silly, on Friday we’re going to have coffee with her and another friend. You come with me and that’s it.
–No, not at all. That’s just old ladies’ plans, and on a Friday… coffee? Can’t you go out partying or something?
–Look, Andrés. You go with me and we don’t argue anymore. If you let me go to that meeting alone, you won’t hear from me again. How about that? Me getting you the love of your life and you not letting me?
–Oh no, Diana. Don’t make demands on me. I’m not going to do that. I have plans.
[Friday, 7PM, OMA] Hey girls, meet Andrés, one of my best friends.
It must be said that he did not speak much at that meeting, first because they spent the time talking about things that he barely understood, and second because Angelica left him speechless. It had been a long time since he felt so overwhelmed when meeting someone. That old lady looked like a model: a porcelain face, a smile like a Colgate Plus whitening commercial, a Miss Universe body…
Cyrano de Bergerac
Source: listverse.com
That weekend he couldn’t stop thinking about her, and he kept thinking of an excuse to talk to her. He didn’t ask for her phone number, so there was no way to call her. “Hi Angelica, it’s just that… I asked Diana for your number because I haven’t found anything since Friday and I think you have it, I think you’ve taken my heart…” AAAAAAAAAY STOP CYRANO! No, shit, I can’t call her. What if I stand in front of her building until I meet her by chance? No, no. She’ll say I’m a stalker and I’m not that needy either. Oh, I’d rather not look for her. I don’t like cute girls anyway. Holy crap, but she’s so hot… It went on like that for a long time, until Diana called him to ask how it went and he told her his thoughts. “ Don’t be such an idiot, Andresito. Talk to her on Twitter, like everyone else does now. That’s where I met her .”
What he didn't expect was that Angelica would be so kind and effusive vietnam email address when he started following her on Twitter. “ Hellooooooooo, I thought you had forgotten about me. I even thought you didn't like me that day. I swear, Andresito, that I'm not that much of an editor. Are you mad at me? ” With that welcome, he gained confidence and spoke to her for a long time. He even seemed like a professional Twitter user, the letters flowed. Characters came and went, emoticons came and went, jokes passed, LOLs came back. That was going to be a good idea.
But even though she flirted with him, he never believed her story. “ A big woman like that is going to notice me ?” - “ Marica, that old lady copies you, you can tell from the conversation. Or do you think she would spend so much time with you if she saw you as 'just another friend'? Go ahead, ask her out somewhere. ”
We insisted so much that in the end he invited her to the movies (the most idiotic “romantic date” there can be. If you’re going to hit on someone, don’t invite her to the movies, take her out to eat, or to a bar, or to dance. But that’s a discussion for another #Marmotazo.” Then I remember and I write it down).
He arrived very punctually that Sunday to Unicentro. Fun movie, Check! He was dressed in an easy-going outfit, since it was Sunday. Good conversation, Check! He had his repertoire of jokes on the tip of his tongue. She made him wait a little bit “but it doesn’t matter, I’ll forgive that old lady anything” . After 20 minutes he thought they wouldn’t see the movie, but she finally arrived, very hurried and with a smile that seemed to be accompanied by heavenly choirs. “Andresitoooooo, forgive me, it’s just that my sister hardly ever goes out, she’s always been a pain when it comes to getting ready. Look, let me introduce you to Luisa.”
–( GUAAAAAAAT? Are you bringing your sister to our date? Let’s not be such idiots. See? That’s why I didn’t want to get my hopes up, this old lady won’t even give me the time of day!) Hi Luisa, nice to meet you.
– Andresito, and this is my little cousin Diego, my aunt is already coming, she’s parking the car.